Ceri Phillips: Ollie

Quotes 

• Ollie : She's a fat bird, Jas. They'll do anything for a sticky bun.

• Ollie : Tell Jasmine I'm not speaking to her.

  DK : Ollie says he's not speaking to you.

  Jas : Tell Ollie I'm not speaking to him.

  DK : Jas says she's not speaking to you.

  Ollie : Tell Jas I don't care.

  DK : Ollie says he doesn't care if you show me your tits.

  Jas : I am not showing you my tits.

  DK : Jas says she's going to show me her tits.

• DK : I think I'm in love.

  Ollie : With who?

  DK : Sky.

  Ollie : What, the fit bird behind the big fat minger?

  DK : No, the big fat minger.

  Ollie : Why?

  DK : She's big, she's fat, and she's minging!

• Ollie : If you ever go anywhere near my girlfriend again, I'll... bloody fist you.