Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Calm a Chameleon (1991)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck

Quotes 

• Camille Chameleon : The name's Camille, but my friends call me "The Chameleon" - or they would if I had any. You've interfered with my plans long enough!

  Darkwing Duck : [to Launchpad]  This could explain her shortage of friends.

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the substantial and inescapable penalty for early withdrawal! I am Darkwing Duck!

• [last lines] 

  Camille Chameleon : [overwhelmed by the heat]  Ssomebody- ssomebody, help me! Help me! I'm turning into a lizard.

  [She shifts into the form of a small lizard] 

  Darkwing Duck : [grabbing her]  You're going to spend the next 10 years in a maximum security terrarium.

  [turns to Honker] 

  Darkwing Duck : And as for you, Speck...

  Honker Muddlefoot : Honker.

  Darkwing Duck : Well, whoever you are, I owe you an apology. The only way to really be happy is to be who you are, and nobody else.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : This from a man in a cape and mask.

  Darkwing Duck : Huh?

  [catching on] 

  Darkwing Duck : Oh! Well, I have to do this...

  [they begin to leave] 

  Darkwing Duck : Er... for professional reasons. I mean it's it's not like I'm maladjusted or anything is it? It can't be that, can it? Don't answer that.

• [Darkwing and Launchpad continue waiting on the stairs, still oblivious to the bomb in the statue. By now, Darkwing has whittled a small bird] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Dad! Launchpad!

  [sighs] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : We gotta beat it!

  [She grabs Darkwing's arm and begins to drag him away, but Darkwing pulls his arm back] 

  Darkwing Duck : Nice try, Camille, alias the Chameleon, but we already fell for that one. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

  Launchpad McQuack : It sure looks like Gosalyn, D.W.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [irate]  BECAUSE IT IS ME!

  Darkwing Duck : Then prove it.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Oh, okay. You're really Drake Mallard, and in your top dresser drawer, you have a little pair of boxer shorts with little teeny hearts.

  Darkwing Duck : [covering her beak in embarrassment]  Alright, already! I believe you.