We now go over to the SwearNet studio for the latest news with Mike Smith - and he's not fucking around. Today he's joined on Real Fucking Heroes with Diala Epstein from Staten Island - a registered nurse and a frikkin' HERO.
Mike has an update in his Coronavirus Fuckaround - yup, it's still fucking around. But he also has some good news - an exclusive interview with Canadian fuckin' legend Classified, who has a new track out today called - GOOD NEWS.
Robb Wells takes a virtual trip to the SwearNet studio and everything is going awesome, until a long-lost superhero calls in - and he's FUCKING WASTED.
Mike Smith stares death in the face (from a 12ft ladder) and tells it to fuck off, he's got News to do. On tonight's briefing: socially-distanced strip clubs, murder hornets, and a hard-hitting interview with Bill Gates. Well, kinda.
Mike Smith gives you a full 8" as the tiny anchor reports on Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series, and chats with food legend Matty Matheson. Find out what the fuck Matty's been cooking up during lockdown, and his favourite swear word.
Listen up ya turkey diddlers, it's Pat Roach's first day on the job as SwearNet's news anchor - and it's all going very - FUCK. On tonight's menu - Thanksgiving dinner and dirty old ham.
Pat gives us the lowdown on Halloween - jacking your pumpkin, dressing up like a DICK, and how not to get fucking killed by trick or treat candy. If anyone gives a FUCK.
A Special Fucking Report from the Bedford Basin, Nova Scotia. Pat goes beyond the bullshit and asks: Is that mystery barge for sexy sea orgies, or some other fucking thing? And what is the truth behind the royal boob-shaped lodge?
Smith has been at the studio for 4 days straight trying to deal with app fuckery and he is finally joined by the boys to update everyone regarding the app, but studio equipment malfunctions push him to the edge.