Being Human (TV Series)

Bad Moon Rising (2009)

Michael Begley: Chaplain

Quotes 

• George : [In Mitchell's hospital room]  What are you doing?

  Chaplain : Christ! You made me jump.

  George : Who are you? Move away from the bed.

  Chaplain : Mark, the hospital chaplain. They rang me. The hospital rang me at home.

  George : Why?

  Chaplain : It's a policy. They do it when a hospital employee's been admitted.

  George : It's three o'clock in the morning.

  Chaplain : They said he might... They said I should come tonight.

  George : Wha'chu going to do?

  Chaplain : I was going to say a prayer for him. Perhaps you'd like to join me?

  George : Uh, no. That's not such a good idea.

  Chaplain : If you're non-believers, that's fine. We can just sit together for a few moments of quiet contemplation.

  George : Contemplation about what?

  Chaplain : Fiery oblivion awaits all atheists?

  George : Huh! No, it's not that. I'm Jewish and uh... he's complicated.

  Chaplain : Jewish people pray. I've seen Yentl.

  George : You're very sarcastic for a vicar.

  Chaplain : Yeah, so people tell me - and I feel really bad about it - but then, you know, I forgive myself.