South Park (TV Series)

Margaritaville (2009)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, 9 News Announcer, Butters, Redneck #2, Redneck #4, Man on Soapbox #2, Man in Crowd #2, Gerald Brofloski, Ted, Priest Maxi, Man at Economy Meeting #1, Man at Economy Meeting #2, Government Official #1

Quotes 

• Newsreader : An economic crisis has hit South Park and the nation like never before. Another South Park bank has closed down, leaving thousands of people in debt.

  Mr Garrison : It's just crazy, you know? Everyone's affected by it. It's like all the money just vanished.

  Stephen Stotch : It's really terrifying. We-we've got no money to pay our mortgage now. We could very easily lose our house!

  Butters : Hi grandma!

  Redneck #1 : First the money started going, and now everyone's getting laid off work! They took our jobs!

  Redneck #2 : They took our jobs!

  Redneck #3 : D' took'r jeeeeerbs!

  Redneck #4 : Took'r durbs!

  Redneck #5 : Took'r dur'b!

  Newsreader : Just how far will the economy fail? We asked economic reporter, Dan Banks, for his assessment.

  [Dan pulls out a gun and shoots himself, followed by a loud thump as he falls] 

  Newsreader : [pause]  We'll have the rest of Dan's interview tonight at ten.