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The men suspect Sharkey was up all night with a girl in his room, while he insists he was in the office catching up on work. Robinson: "Did you catch her?" Sharkey admits to him that he was right, and is stressed trying to hide his dating life on base. Word reaches Captain Buckner who gives threats to Sharkey if true. With this in mind, Robinson talks Sharkey into going in half on rent and sharing an apartment in town. Their landlady is the very elderly Mrs. Finch (Merie Earle, in a similarly comical, scatterbrained character as her Mrs. Loomis in "The Bob Newhart Show"). Sharkey and Robinson quickly come at odds with one another when they have dates coming over at the same time. Robinson's loud, brash date Lorilei Kelso (Sarina C. Grant) arrives first, and her and Sharkey struggle to communicate with her slang. Sharkey's ditzy girlfriend Marlene Spinoza (Louisa Moritz) arrives next, and the guys privately discuss who will leave. When Capt. Buckner and Lt. Whipple come over to lambast Marlene's character, the men nervously try to hide the girls.