The Office (TV Series)
Cafe Disco (2009)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Daddy's here, and Daddy is going to take care of you.
Oscar Martinez : Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.
Michael Scott : I am your big daddy, and I am going to kiss the boo-boo.
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[as Phyllis is lying on the floor from her back]
Dwight Schrute : Hey, hey, hey, hey. I got your text. Who's Phillip?
Michael Scott : No, no, no.
Dwight Schrute : [to Phyllis] Who tipped you over? Was it Phillip?
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Michael Scott : Now I know what the founders of Phillip Morris felt like. You just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax, and suddenly, you're just some terrible monster.
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Michael Scott : You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.
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Michael Scott : Hey, you want some espresso?
Erin Hannon : Yeah.
Michael Scott : You gotta keep yourself dehydrated.
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Michael Scott : When I was in charge, this place was like Dave & Buster's, people just hanging out, having fun, eating apps. I don't know, it's like Dave died or something.