The parents try to discipline each kid. Maureen goes with Sue to the church where she goes in the back with the priest. Turns out Father Brown was relocated to a smaller town to hopefully lower his craving. The bully innocently mentions how Father Brown "dressed" him in his garments. They discuss how Jesus was born and how Jesus, God and Mary are connected.
Bill goes with Frank on a drive to the police station. They then drive around as Frank tries to figure out how to give him the birds and the bees talk. Bill says he knows all about it because that day he was under the bed when mom and dad had sex.
Kevin goes with the black man who ends up crying tears over his song about why he loves Alice.
At the bowling alley, Frank opens locker 16 and finds cassette tapes.
Bill goes with Frank on a drive to the police station. They then drive around as Frank tries to figure out how to give him the birds and the bees talk. Bill says he knows all about it because that day he was under the bed when mom and dad had sex.
Kevin goes with the black man who ends up crying tears over his song about why he loves Alice.
At the bowling alley, Frank opens locker 16 and finds cassette tapes.
