The Addams Family (TV Series)

Sir Pugsley/Festerman/Art to Art (1992)

John Astin: Gomez Addams

Quotes 

• Gomez Addams : Lurch, summon the children with the jousting gong.

• Gomez Addams : Son, losing can be painful sometimes. And, if you've got to lose, let's hope it is painful!

  Morticia Addams : Oh, Gomez...

  Uncle Fester : Here, here!

• Gomez Addams : I throw myself upon the mercy of your immensely kissable arm!

  [starts kissing the object of his affection] 

  Morticia Addams : Better luck next year, dear.

  Gomez Addams : I hope not!

• Gomez Addams : Son, I don't believe how low you stooped to beat your sister.

  Morticia Addams : We're both so proud of you.