Stuart Martin: William 'The Duke' Wellington

Quotes 

• William 'The Duke' Wellington : You could have killed him, Eliza.

  Eliza Scarlet : A little scorpion venom never hurt anyone, William.

• William 'The Duke' Wellington : I hate charades.

  Eliza Scarlet : That's because you're not very good at it.

  William 'The Duke' Wellington : I'm better than you.

  Eliza Scarlet : It's not a competition, William.

  William 'The Duke' Wellington : Eliza, it's *always* a competition.

• William 'The Duke' Wellington : I seem to remember saying that the next time that you poisoned someone, I would have you arrested.

  Eliza Scarlet : Really? I don't remember that.