Quotes
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Principal Figgins : Schue, I'm afraid Sue is right. You have indeed "stepped in it".
Will Schuester : I didn't even know that this was going on.
Sue Sylvester : Well of course you didn't Will. You wouldn't even know if your Glee Club was using your office to breed rabbit for pets or for food. You know why? You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair was enormous amounts of product. I mean today it just looks like you put lard in it.
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Quinn Fabray : You're a hypocrite.
Sue Sylvester : Excuse me?
Quinn Fabray : I just heard that you got Glee Club's amateur status revoked over a mattress. While you are constantly showering the Cheerios with swag. I've gotten free shoes, complimentary tanning, haircuts. The season tickets to Cedar Point, we sold those on eBay. For a profit. Seems to me that if Figgins found out, you would get banned from competition.
Sue Sylvester : Fine. You're back on the Cheerios. I'll put you on full-time dry cleaning duty and shove you to the back of the photo to hide your shame.
Quinn Fabray : I'm not finished. Glee Club get a full page photo.
Sue Sylvester : That's not up to me.
Quinn Fabray : You are giving up one of the Cheerios' *six* pages and you are giving it to the Glee Club free of charge.
Sue Sylvester : You know, Q, I'd forgotten just how ruthless you really are. You're like a young Sue Sylvester. Now get out of my office. If you can manage to squeeze through the door without your water breaking all over my new carpet.
Quinn Fabray : [turning to leave, then stopping] You know what? I don't think I want to be a Cheerio after all. I don't want to be on a team where I only appear to belong. I'd rather be a part of a club that's proud to have me, like Glee Club.
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Principal Figgins : I'm sorry, Schue, but I cannot let this slide.
Will Schuester : But the kids weren't even paid!
Sue Sylvester : There's a stack of mattresses in the choir room piled as high as the empty hair gel bottles in the dumpster outside your apartment!
Will Schuester : Okay, we'll give the mattreses back.
Principal Figgins : Schue, one of those mattresses was used. You can't return a used mattress. You can't even donate one to charity; lice, bedbugs. I looked it up online!
Sue Sylvester : Is there any reason that you have a soiled mattress in your office, Will? Have you and the redhead become so sexually depraved that you have to commit your craven acts of adultery in between classes?
Principal Figgins : What?
Will Schuester : I slept... you know what? Okay, fine. I slept here, all right?
Principal Figgins : Excuse me?
Will Schuester : [sitting down with a heavy sigh] I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue Sylvester : Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.
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Emma Pillsbury : Oh, my gosh. Sue? Did someone finally punch you?
Sue Sylvester : Edie, William. You. Every year when the photos for the Thunderclap come around I always elect to have a little work done. This year I got myself a bit of an eye lift. And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using 'em.
