Quotes
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Principal Figgins : Schue, I'm afraid Sue is right. You have indeed "stepped in it".
Will Schuester : I didn't even know that this was going on.
Sue Sylvester : Well of course you didn't Will. You wouldn't even know if your Glee Club was using your office to breed rabbit for pets or for food. You know why? You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair was enormous amounts of product. I mean today it just looks like you put lard in it.
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Principal Figgins : I'm sorry, Schue, but I cannot let this slide.
Will Schuester : But the kids weren't even paid!
Sue Sylvester : There's a stack of mattresses in the choir room piled as high as the empty hair gel bottles in the dumpster outside your apartment!
Will Schuester : Okay, we'll give the mattreses back.
Principal Figgins : Schue, one of those mattresses was used. You can't return a used mattress. You can't even donate one to charity; lice, bedbugs. I looked it up online!
Sue Sylvester : Is there any reason that you have a soiled mattress in your office, Will? Have you and the redhead become so sexually depraved that you have to commit your craven acts of adultery in between classes?
Principal Figgins : What?
Will Schuester : I slept... you know what? Okay, fine. I slept here, all right?
Principal Figgins : Excuse me?
Will Schuester : [sitting down with a heavy sigh] I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue Sylvester : Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.
