Smallville (TV Series)

Savior (2009)

Erica Durance: Lois Lane

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• Lois Lane : I blacked out three weeks ago, turned up in a monorail car that's jumped off the tracks, and now some assassin woman is after me.

  Oliver Queen : Can you repeat that?

• Lois Lane : Where the hell have I been for three weeks?

  John Corben : I was kind of hoping you'd tell me. You were M.I.A. until your came up on the list of crash victims. Now, do you remember anything last night that would explain how a 7-ton Skytrain belly flops onto Main Street without a single fatality?

  Lois Lane : Guess we have to mark it up as a modern day miracle.

  John Corben : We could, or we could chalk it up to a vigilante on an ego trip.

  Lois Lane : Oh, is that what we call courage these days?

  John Corben : The infamous Blur. You know, the ends doesn't always justify the means.

  Lois Lane : You might want to stick with your night job, detective. Graffiti's not exactly the Red-Blue Blur's style.

  John Corben : You're right. It never used to be, back when the guy was happy pulling off a few modest saves, but then suddenly there was no red or blue. It was just the Blur. Now he feels he needs to leave his mark all over the city to, I don't know, to prove something.

• Chloe Sullivan : Lo, the desk nurse called me. Where have you been? What happened to you?

  Lois Lane : Um, Tess was rambling about some alien orb, and then we threw down in the middle of the Daily Planet, and wham, I wake up in a monorail car with some ninja chick after me.

• Lois Lane : Oliver, I don't know where you've disappeared to, but I'm already low on one superhero today. Chloe thinks I'm crazy, and I'm low on clues as to why some she-ninja is after me. Call me.

• John Corben : Good find?

  Lois Lane : Look, on a scale of one to ten of illegal things I've done, this doesn't even hit the radar. Okay, that didn't exactly come out right. All I'm saying is you and your big boys in blue have bigger fish to fry than this little guppy.

• Lois Lane : You're a mess.

  Oliver Queen : Yeah. Why don't you just come out with it, Lois?

  Lois Lane : I'm disappointed.

  Oliver Queen : There you go. See, you sound like every other ex-girlfriend I ever had.

  Lois Lane : Yes, but I'm not like every other ex you've had.

  Oliver Queen : You're not. I can't seem to get you back in my bed.

• Clark Kent : [calling as the Blur]  Lois.

  Lois Lane : Thank you for saving me out there. I was afraid you had disappeared for good.

  Clark Kent : I should have. I'm supposed to. But I can't. Promise me this is just between us.

  Lois Lane : I promise.

• Lois Lane : There are laws about stalking people. You should know.

  John Corben : Hmm. I'm not a cop.

  Lois Lane : Detective, whatever. You guys are so touchy.

  John Corben : I don't work for the force. You jumped to that conclusion yourself, which I hear you do. A lot.

  Lois Lane : Who the hell are you, then?

  John Corben : I'm a field reporter. I spent the last few years in Afghanistan. Hopefully, that gave me enough training to be your desk mate.

  Lois Lane : Don't bet on it. And don't get comfortable in that chair. Clark's coming back.

  John Corben : Really? I heard he was visiting family indefinitely.

  Lois Lane : Indefinitely? No. The guy never takes any time off. I'm sure he's just cashing in on some overdue vacation time.

  John Corben : Oh. Supposedly you've been fired.

  Lois Lane : Minor technicality.

• Lois Lane : You can't fool me. You risk your life to help strangers so you can plaster that frat-boy grin across your face. But I know that you're a real hero underneath.

  Oliver Queen : Look, Lois, when you are gonna learn, okay? I'm nothing more than a shallow playboy. I got the tabloid covers to prove it.

  Lois Lane : Then how do you explain the whole Green Arrow thing?

  Oliver Queen : You know, the hero thing kinda distracted me for a little while. So did you.

  Lois Lane : Hmm.

  Oliver Queen : [she presses her towel to his cut a little too hard]  Ow, ow, ow.

  Lois Lane : You're an obnoxious jackass.

  Oliver Queen : There you go, see? Now you're finally starting to catch on. Look, I'm sorry if you ever thought I was anything more than that, Lois, but it's not my fault.

  Lois Lane : You know what? That's okay.

  Oliver Queen : Really?

  Lois Lane : I guess. You know yourself better than anyone, right? You know what? Maybe, I don't really need you, Ollie. I've already found my real hero.

• Oliver Queen : [seeing Lois as an MMA ring girl]  Hello, legs.

  Lois Lane : Legs, really? Is that a good idea? You're drunk.

  Oliver Queen : What are you doing here? Where've you been?

  Lois Lane : Didn't you get my messages?

  Oliver Queen : Yeah, my phone's been kind of MIA for a while now. How'd you find me?

  Lois Lane : It wasn't that difficult to track down the tabloid prince of Metropolis. I just had to follow the paparazzi. But your little, uh, lame, sexist boys club wouldn't let me in, so I had to improvise.

• Lois Lane : [arriving for her scheduled phone call with the Blur]  Hello? Look, I know what you did for Chloe. At least let me thank you. Look, I'm sorry I'm late. I promise you can trust me. Please. I know you're out there somewhere! Where are you?

• Lois Lane : Where have I been? You were the one who was playing "Thelma & Louise" with the creature from the Black Lagoon. How did you manage to ditch Davis?

  Chloe Sullivan : I didn't exactly ditch Davis. Lo...

  Lois Lane : It was the Red-Blue Blur, wasn't it? I knew it. He promised me he'd save you, and he did. That means he's still alive. The train... he saved the train, too, didn't he?

  Chloe Sullivan : You've been talking to the Blur?

  Lois Lane : Yes, he sort of confides in me.

  Chloe Sullivan : Of course he does.

  Lois Lane : [glancing at a clock on the wall]  Holy, it's almost midnight. I promised I'd meet him. I'm gonna be late!

  Chloe Sullivan : Lois, you are way beyond late, okay? You just need to slow down. There's something that you need to know.

  Lois Lane : He is the only one who could help me escape from the jaws of crouching tigers. I'm sorry, Chlo, whatever it is, it's gonna have to wait.

  Chloe Sullivan : No, Lois, you need to wait, okay? I've got kind of a big bomb I need to drop on you.

  Lois Lane : [getting back into her hospital bed]  Okay. You know what? You're right. I... I probably just took one on the noggin and now I'm flipping out. I think I could use a sedative. It's been kind of a long day.

  Chloe Sullivan : I'll get you two.