Smallville (TV Series)

Rabid (2009)

Erica Durance: Lois Lane

Quotes 

• Lois Lane : But I do remember seeing a whole new side of Clark Kent.

  Clark Kent : Which side was that?

  Lois Lane : I'll give you a hint. It starts with "H" and ends with "ero."

  Clark Kent : I wasn't even wearing red and blue.

  Lois Lane : Well, you've got a long ways before you can do that.

• Lois Lane : The fire just got put out - by The Blur. He is so amazing. Here you and I are just having a coffee while he's out squelching five-alarm fires in three seconds flat.

  Clark Kent : Two seconds. Not that anyone's counting.

• Lois Lane : Oliver? What are you doing here?

  Oliver Queen : I was looking for Tess when the whole building went "Resident Evil."

• Lois Lane : You can put away the pepper spray, Smallville. It's only me.

  Clark Kent : I wasn't hiding.

• Lois Lane : Well, looks like another thrilling Friday night. Just you and me flying the red eye on this paper airplane. Almost like you never left the cockpit.

  Clark Kent : Well, it's nice to have my co-pilot here.

• Clark Kent : What's with the bag?

  Lois Lane : All-nighter survival kit.

  [unpacking each item in turn] 

  Lois Lane : Comfort food. Comfort footwear. And comfort music. Chicken soup for my soul.

• Lois Lane : Okay, get your engines going. Looks like there's a major fire on East Brunswick.

  Clark Kent : You know, if we're gonna be here all night, I'll get some coffee.

  Lois Lane : That's what I love about you, Smallville. I say fire, you say food. I'll take mine black.

  [behind her back, he speeds away; as she turns around, she sees him offering a take-out coffee cup] 

  Lois Lane : That was quick. Do you smell smoke?

  Clark Kent : [surreptitiously wiping soot off his hand]  No.

• Clark Kent : There's a high-speed motorcycle chase out near by the bypass.

  Lois Lane : At least somebody's getting a little action tonight.

  [when she's not looking, he uses his freeze breath on her coffee] 

  Lois Lane : [taking a sip]  Clark, this is ice-cold. Never mind. I'll get it myself.

• Clark Kent : This doesn't make any sense. Tess is not the nervous breakdown type.

  Lois Lane : But she is the lying, cheating, scheming type. You keep enough secrets, they start to back up on your brain, Clark. Seriously, alien orb? Now she's rambling about zombies? It all adds up to "C" for crazy.

  Clark Kent : Just trust me, there's got to be more to the story than that.

  Lois Lane : Look, I respect how quickly you managed to get the low-down on Little Ms. Lithium's mental break, but sometimes you can be a little gullible.

  Clark Kent : Really? Why don't you call your new best friend and get him to weigh in on it?

  Lois Lane : I-I'm not gonna cry wolf just to get a pity call from Studly Do-Right.

  Clark Kent : Something tells me he'd side with me on this one, anyway.

  Lois Lane : Why, because you have so much in common?

• Lois Lane : Tess.

  Clark Kent : Come on, Lois. At least wait until she's awake to get your comment.

  Lois Lane : Don't you want to find out what made Cruella snap?

• Clark Kent : [after zombie-Tess attacks them]  Lois, are you okay?

  Lois Lane : I've thrown down with Tess before, but not quite like that.

  Clark Kent : Looks like there may be some truth in her story after all.

  Lois Lane : Which is why I'm heading back to the office right now to write it.

• Clark Kent : [after she nearly clocks him with a fire extinguisher, thinking he's a zombie]  Lois, I'm gonna get you out of here.

  Lois Lane : You have no idea what you're up against. I'll get us through this.

• Oliver Queen : Got any idea what triggered this sudden appetite for human carpaccio?

  Lois Lane : All I know is one minute my copy editor's dozing, the next, he's trying to bite my face off.

  Clark Kent : Same thing happened with Tess. She was asleep. When she woke up, she became one of them.

  Oliver Queen : You think this thing incubates when people are sleeping.

  Lois Lane : Let's hope not. We only have a few hours 'til four million people get up to go to work.

  Oliver Queen : That's one hell of a rush hour.

• Lois Lane : I just came by to say thanks. And to apologize if I tried to rip your head off or anything.

  Clark Kent : You know, you have a pretty mean left hook.

  Lois Lane : I don't remember any of that.

• Lois Lane : Clark, do you have any deep, dark secrets?

  Clark Kent : Do you?

  Lois Lane : Last year, when I was talking with the Red-Blue Blur... for the first time in my life, I was doing something that mattered. And I wanted to work with him because we did such good things together. But then I started to realize that... I wasn't just doing it to save people. I was doing it for me. I just wanted to be with him.

  Clark Kent : We all get crushes, Lois. It doesn't make you a bad person.

  Lois Lane : You don't understand. I had never had this connection with someone before. Now that I have this connection, I don't want to go back to the way things were. This is embarrassing to admit, but... I don't want to be alone anymore.