Drive Angry (2011)

William Fichtner: The Accountant

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Quotes 

• The Accountant : You're not the first to get out, and I doubt you'll be the last, but I have got to know, how did you get out with the God-killer?

  Milton : I just walked in and took it.

  The Accountant : Oh. Wouldn't wanna be you when he finds out.

  Milton : What's he gonna do? Not let me back in?

• The Accountant : Satan is simply the warden of a very large prison. Quiet man, actually, thoughtful, and he's well-read. And I happen to know the idea of sacrificing children in his honour annoys him greatly.

• The Accountant : What's that supposed to mean?

  Man in Wig : It's a symbol for our pact with Lord Satan.

  The Accountant : Pact, huh? Ooh! Funny, he's never mentioned you.

• Teen #2 : You almost fucking killed me, man.

  The Accountant : Not even close. I won't see you again until you're 73.

  [looks at the other teenager] 

  The Accountant : You, I'll see in three months.

• The Accountant : You, fat fuck. Come here.

  Fat Lou : What did you call me? What did you just call me?

  The Accountant : I called you "fat fuck," and we had better leave it at that. Unless you'd prefer I call you, "dead fat fuck."

• Fat Lou : Who are you?

  The Accountant : I'm The Accountant.

  Fat Lou : That supposed to mean something to me?

  The Accountant : It will if I add you to the books.

• Cap : No goddamn way. No ever loving way in God's good heaven are you an FBI agent.

  The Accountant : I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of get-the-fuck-out-of-my-way.

• The Accountant : [to Piper, re the God-killer, Milton's rifle-sized revolver, which she's pointing at him]  He didn't steal that from me to stop me. He stole it to slow me down. Go help him while there's still time.

  The Accountant : [Piper starts backing away]  Oh, and hold on tight. It has quite a kick.

• The Accountant : [to the last female cultist]  Would you have killed the baby if he asked?... Thought so. See you soon.

• [first lines] 

  The Accountant : Since the birth of time, humanity has endeavored to restrain evil men in prisons. But since Cain fled the murder of his brother, evil men have fled the walls of punishment. So, it doesn't matter if you're a bad-ass motherfucker on the run, because you think you're better than everyone else, and somehow entitled to do what you gotta do. No. Because you see bad-ass motherfuckers are never fast enough. In the end, they will all be accounted for.

• Fucking Passenger : We're gonna kill your friend and the baby. And we're gonna live forever.

  The Accountant : Forever? If forever to you means the next five seconds, then you would be right.

• The Accountant : Sombitch, where did he go?

  Frank : How the fuck should I know? I woke up and all three were gone!

  The Accountant : All three?

  Frank : The bitch, the Sombitch and my car.