Glee (TV Series)

Journey to Regionals (2010)

Josh Groban: Self

Quotes 

• Sue Sylvester : Newton-John? You're dead to me. Remington, Horsey, have a seat and listen up. I don't care who comes in first, I don't care who places second, but I have a very strong opinion about who comes in third.

  Rod Remington : Sue, if I may. That "Bohemian Rhapsody" had me a-movin' and a-shakin', and I'm talking old school. You know, I partied with Freddie Mercury back in the '70s, and I partied... hard, if you know what I mean. Back then, people weren't so obsessed with labels.

  Olivia Newton-John : I, for one, was offended that only one of the groups chose to honor me in song. I think Aural Intensity should win.

  Sue Sylvester : [Josh raises his hand]  Yes?

  Josh Groban : Two questions. One, are you single? And two, how about those New Directions? I liked them. I thought they had a lot of... heart.

  Olivia Newton-John : Heart? Oh, please. Talk about blatant tokenism. That whole "we're inspiring, we're a ragtag bunch of misfits" thing is so 2009.

  Sue Sylvester : I couldn't agree more. Let's vote.

• Josh Groban : I thought that brunette had an amazing voice.

  Olivia Newton-John : Brunettes have no place in show business.

  Sue Sylvester : Come on. They're just kids.

  Olivia Newton-John : That's no excuse. By the time I was fourteen, I'd already formed a band. When Josh Groban was their age, he was already in the Mickey Mouse Club or something.

  Sue Sylvester : Well, as the only educator here, let me point out that not all kids are afforded the same opportunities as others.

  Olivia Newton-John : Is that what you tell yourself to get to sleep at night? Some people just simply don't have talent. You think you're a celebrity. You're not. You just try hard. That's about it.

  Rod Remington : Olivia Newton-John has a valid point here. You have a lot in common with those kids at your school, Sue. Underachievers with delusions of grandeur.

  Josh Groban : Dagnabbit! Now even I have to admit I'm a little confused as to what Sue is doing in this room. Wasn't the theme tonight supposed to be celebrity judges?

  Sue Sylvester : Kiss my ass, Josh Groban! I am an internationally ranked cheerleading coach!

  Olivia Newton-John : Who lives in Ohio. When this is done today, Josh and I are flying back to L.A. first class. You'll be staying here. Just like those kids. I think we've all made up our minds. Let's vote.