Modern Family (TV Series)

Fizbo (2009)

Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker

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• Phil Dunphy : I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah I am pretty much not afraid of anything.

  Cameron Tucker : [Cut to Cameron entering dressed as Fizbo the clown]  Well hey hey hey hey everybody! Quit your clowning around, that's my job!

  Phil Dunphy : Except clowns. Never shared that with the 'fam, so shhh! I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it's cause when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods. But who knows?

• Cameron Tucker : Hey Phil, are you getting a clown for today?

  Phil Dunphy : Ohhh - no. Luke's not much of a clown fan.

  Cameron Tucker : Really?

  Phil Dunphy : Yeah, he never liked 'em.

  Cameron Tucker : Has he ever seen a good one?

  Phil Dunphy : Has anyone?

• Cameron Tucker : There are four types of clowns: A tramp, an Auguste, a whiteface and a character. I am a classically trained Auguste clown named Fizbo.

  [Mitchell gets his attention] 

  Cameron Tucker : What?

  Mitchell Pritchett : N-nothing. Between the clowning and the fishing, I'm surprised you had time for the schooling.

  [Cameron frowns] 

  Mitchell Pritchett : And there's the fifth type, the sad clown.

  Cameron Tucker : Sad clown is a tramp, so there's still only four types.

  [Mitchell sarcastically draws a finger down his cheek]