Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series (2006– )

Martin Billany: Joey, Tristan, Yami, Téa, Yugi, Kaiba, Mokuba, Duke, Serenity, Marik, Bakura, Mai, Florence, Pegasus, Grandpa, Melvin, Seto Kaiba, Bandit Keith, Odion, Ishizu, Joey Wheeler, Weevil, Kemo, Rafael, Rex Raptor, Tristan Taylor, Yami Yugi, Yugi Moto, Granpa, Hans, Tea Gardner, Duke Devlin, Weevil Underwood, Grüber, Alister, Announcer, Arthur Hawkins, Croquet, Mako Tsunami, Mokuba Kaiba, Rex, Valon, Espa Roba, Mai Valentine, Shadi, Yami Bakura, Zorc, Cody Martin, Henchman #1, Ishizu Ishtar, Naruto, Robo-Monkey Tristan, Solomon Muto, The Ghost of Seto Kaiba, Zack Martin, Crump, Dark Magician, Dox, Dr. Feelgood, Evil Tristan, Gansley, Gruber, Guard, Hank, Henchman Larry, Johnson, Kuriboh, Lector, Maximillion Pegasus, Nesbitt, Panik, Para, Reporter, Serenity Wheeler, Sid, Steve, Tea, Zombie Boy, Zygor, 'Steve' Lumis, 'Steve' Umbra, 'Who's that Mokémon' guy, Abe, Ancient Egyptian Mokuba, Annoying Sensei Guy, Arthur, Baby Pharaoh, Baby Roba, Baby Yami, Bacula, Barack Lesnar, Board Member #1, Board Member #2, Boy #1, Boy #2, Boy #3, Boy #4, Brain Guy, Brainwashed Celtic Guardian, Bully...

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• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh is filmed before a live studio audience.

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series. According to Wikipedia, we don't exist.

• Yami : Hey! Remember when Bakura used to be in this show? Neither do I.

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh Season 3. It's like a fanfic only written by actual writers.

• Yami : [to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme]  Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down I'll like to take a minute just sit down James I tell you how I became the Undisputed King of Card Games In Northeastern Africa born and raised in the palace is where I spent most of my days chilling out Max and relaxing all the while or playing some card games right beside the Nile When a couple of guys who were up to no good starting making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and the gods got scared they said "you're moving in with Yu Gi and his Grandpa downstairs." I wound up in Japan and things were less clear like I couldn't kill folks for losing card games here if anything I could say that this place is lame but i thought nah forget it I'll play some card games I bought card game booster packs seven or eight and I'd yelled at the old man, Yo Homes, Smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne with my ridiculous hair.

• Yami : Actually I do smoke Marijuana, it's good stuff.

• Yami : You're watching Yu-Gi-Oh, when you could be outside doing something else.

• Yami : Hey Pizanos, it's the Super Yu-Gi-Oh super brother's show.

• Yami : Who keeps throwing these cards at me, it's not funny you know. Stop it!

• Yami : [interrupting the disclaimer narrator]  Yo Kaizer I'm really happy for you and imma gonna let you finish, but Yu-Gi-Oh Abridge is the greatest shows of all time!

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh is brought to you by, YuGiOhs they're Yugilicious! Wait a minute, Yugilicious, is that even a real word?

  Director : It let's the kids know that they are tasty.

  Yami : Yeah but Yugilicious, is that supposed to mean they taste like me?

  Director : Yami!

  Yami : I mean how do you go about testing something like that, besides the... obvious method.

  Director : Just say the line, you amateur.

  Yami : Fine! Yugiohs, apparently they're Yugilicious. Alright now where's my F*cking pay check?

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh, it stays crunchy, even in milk.

• Yami : I can't believe they canceled Viva Pinata. It had talking CG Pinatas what more do you want?

• Yami : It was the best of card games it was the worst of card games.

• Yami : I just realized what the five Ds in Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds stands for: Don't watch it.

• Yami : [to This aint a Scene]  This aint a Scene, it's a goddamn card game.

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged! We're about as half as popular as Team Four Star.

• Yami : Here at Yu-Gi-Oh we like to think that Pokemon copies us.

• Yami : Introducing the Jiggleomitor! The bouncier the boobies, the stronger the reading! It's fun for all the family.

• Yami : In tonight's episode the part of Tristan Taylor will be played by Barney the Dinosaur.

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh is a property of 4Kids Entertainment - wait, what?

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh is now 10 years old. That's around twice as old as the average fan of this show.

• Yami : I just realized what the X stands for in Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal: Don't make it.

• Yami : I'm not actually in this episode. Has anyone seen my agent?

• Yami : Don't you wish your card games were, fun like mine?

• Yami : Actually I do smoke Marijuana, it's goood stuff.

• Yami : Last time on Buffy The Vampire Slayer, only kidding it's just Yu-Gi-Oh.

• Yami : The Following card games take place between 9:00 P.M. and 10:00 P.M.

• Yami : The duelists you are about to see are trained professionals, do not try this at home.

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh is filmed on location with the men and women of the Domino City Police Department.

• Yami : The following episode is based on real events. Certain names have been changed in order to protect the innocent.

• Yami : And now for something completely different. Card games.

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, we update almost as frequently as VG Cats.

• Yami : It's the Yu-Gi-Oh drinking game. Take a drink every time we mention friendship.

• Yami : You know you can go ahead and skip this episode. I'm sure nothing significant will happen. It's probably just filler.

• Yami : I just realized what the G stands for in Yu-Gi-Oh GX: Don't watch it.

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged! It's about the only show that Nick Simmons didn't plagiarize.

• Yami : Yu-Gi-Oh is a production of the Childrens Television Workshop.

• Yami : Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

  Seto Kaiba : Ya, so?

  Yami : That's against the rules, isn't it?

  Seto Kaiba : Screw the rules, I have money!