Breaking Bad (TV Series)

One Minute (2010)

Nate Mooney: Arms Dealer

Quotes 

• Arms Dealer : Lucky you boys caught me. I've got a load to pick up, I'm taking the 40 straight through to Memphis! I can hammer it out in about 15, but there's this girl down here named Laney or Lolly or somethin'. Maybe Fran. Anyhow, she's got one of these fetish things, she likes to get peed on, y'know, so I was hoping to see her tonight, but she's real strict 'bout wanting to get to sleep before 10, so I wanna wrap it up here ASAP because traffic can be a wild card, y'know, rubberneckin' and such. Surprising thing is the women who like to get peed on always tend to be from the warmer climates. You'd think the ones in the colder zones would be more inclined but I haven't met one yet. I mean, it's a shock to the system if the body is not properly acclimated, but y'know... leave that for smarter minds than me. Science is a mystery.

  [motions to his inventory] 

  Arms Dealer : Well, take a gander. Prices are negotiable. Buying in bulk gets you a discount. I'm running a special on these honeys: JHPs. Hollow-point bullets, known by the natives as "Black Death". Check it out.

  [tosses one to Marco] 

  Arms Dealer : You like that? It's so sweet, you'll wanna lick it! Nickel-plated brass casing, Lubalox coat for panache. Sucker has six razor claws that expand upon impact! PEW! Shred your mama's head like a cabbage. Keep it. On the house. Anyhow, I've been windjamming long enough. Why don't you boys tell me what you're looking for. What it is you want, what is it you need? What can I do you for?

  Leonel Salamanca : Vests.

  Arms Dealer : Vests? Hell yeah, we've got vests! Right here. Sleek, comfortable, thermally bonded, non-interwoven Kevlar fiber. Stop a bullet like a soft wanger against a Quaker girl! Just ain't getting through. And lightweight? Damn, so lightweight, you'll forget you're wearing it!

  Marco Salamanca : They work?

  Arms Dealer : Sure as shit, they do!

  [He unbuttons the top button on his shirt to reveal that he's wearing an identical bulletproof vest] 

  Arms Dealer : I don't leave home without it!

  [Leonel promptly pulls out his pistol and shoots the Arms Dealer in the exposed section of the vest, knocking him to the floor] 

  Arms Dealer : [groaning in pain]  What the hell...? You broke my freaking rib, you maniac son of a bitch!

  [Marco inspects the vest, pulls out Leonel's bullet and holds it up. Leonel nods, and Marco drops a stack of hundred dollar bills on the floor, before he and Leonel pick up two vests and walk out] 

  Arms Dealer : You're welcome!