Jordana Spiro: P.J. Franklin

Quotes 

• Stephanie Layne : How can people be so callous.

  Mike Callahan : Well, you tell me, because I was sick as a dog and none of YOU seem concerned. I mean, my fever was goin' so high I started to hallucinate.

  P.J. Franklin : I called you EVERY single day and you told me you were fine and to stay away.

  Bobby Newman : Yeah, when I called there, you were hosting a diner party with your Crimean war buddies.

  [Andy's cat cries out] 

  Mike Callahan : Does anybody else hear that?

  [Stephanie shrugs, PJ shakes her head] 

  Mike Callahan : Oh, my God, I'm still in my room. I never made it out!

  Brendan Dorff : Mike, it's okay. You're back, buddy. Okay, you're with your friends PJ, and Bobby, and Lord Cardigan.

• P.J. Franklin : Mike, the journey of a thousand steps begins with the single step of ignoring the pancake floozy.

• P.J. Franklin : Remember, you are talking to a woman, okay? So, you're gonna listen, observe, find common interests, and as always...

  Mike Callahan : ...No bits, no lying, no lewd sound effects - nothing lewd of any kind.

  P.J. Franklin : And an inside voice.

  Mike Callahan : You're really hamstringing me here.