Kellee Stewart: Stephanie Layne

Quotes 

• Stephanie Layne : How can people be so callous.

  Mike Callahan : Well, you tell me, because I was sick as a dog and none of YOU seem concerned. I mean, my fever was goin' so high I started to hallucinate.

  P.J. Franklin : I called you EVERY single day and you told me you were fine and to stay away.

  Bobby Newman : Yeah, when I called there, you were hosting a diner party with your Crimean war buddies.

  [Andy's cat cries out] 

  Mike Callahan : Does anybody else hear that?

  [Stephanie shrugs, PJ shakes her head] 

  Mike Callahan : Oh, my God, I'm still in my room. I never made it out!

  Brendan Dorff : Mike, it's okay. You're back, buddy. Okay, you're with your friends PJ, and Bobby, and Lord Cardigan.

• Mike Callahan : I do remember one thing from last week, and that is that I realized that I'm ready for a real relationship.

  Stephanie Layne : Yeah? Why's that?

  Mike Callahan : Well, while I was puking my guts out, I realized that I need someone to take me to the hospital, or at least call an ambulance.

  Kenny Morittori : I wouldn't put that in your on-line dating ad.

  Mike Callahan : I don't want to die alone.

  Kenny Morittori : That's better.

• Stephanie Layne : [checking out patrons in a coffee bar]  Now, who's the most SANE woman?

  Brendan Dorff : Ah, the one reading Time Magazine with a purse too small to carry a human head?

• Stephanie Layne : Wow, Brendan, you really know how to find the crazies.

  Brendan Dorff : All right, maybe I do, but the Brendo way means that I find out quick. Getting to know somebody just leads to uncomfortable conversations and tears that are licked away by little, rough tongues.