Modern Family (TV Series)
Boys' Night (2011)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : [Sitting with Mitchell's gay friends] So what does a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?
Mitchell Pritchett : Nobody say anything.
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Manny Delgado : Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this? Where's my soft-boiled egg?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I scrambled it. It's good for you to try new things.
Manny Delgado : I don't want to try new things. You can't just spring this on me.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I have bad news, Manny. This is not the biggest curveball that life is going to throw at you.
Jay Pritchett : Buddy, don't close yourself off from new things. I ever tell you the story about me and crab cakes? Thought I didn't like them, tried them, loved them.
Manny Delgado : Wow. Are the movie rights available for that one?
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Jay Pritchett : I'm old enough to know what I like and what I don't like.
Manny Delgado : What about the crab cakes?
Jay Pritchett : That was a fluke. And I can't slather that boring music in tartar sauce.
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Jay Pritchett : I'm gonna walk like a man, fast as I can, to that bar over there. And if you knew Frankie Valli, you'd be cracking up right now.