Modern Family (TV Series)

Boys' Night (2011)

Rico Rodriguez: Manny Delgado

Quotes 

• Manny Delgado : Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this? Where's my soft-boiled egg?

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I scrambled it. It's good for you to try new things.

  Manny Delgado : I don't want to try new things. You can't just spring this on me.

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I have bad news, Manny. This is not the biggest curveball that life is going to throw at you.

  Jay Pritchett : Buddy, don't close yourself off from new things. I ever tell you the story about me and crab cakes? Thought I didn't like them, tried them, loved them.

  Manny Delgado : Wow. Are the movie rights available for that one?

• Jay Pritchett : I'm old enough to know what I like and what I don't like.

  Manny Delgado : What about the crab cakes?

  Jay Pritchett : That was a fluke. And I can't slather that boring music in tartar sauce.