Community (TV Series)
Contemporary American Poultry (2010)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes : He released Annie's Boobs. Annie's Boobs could be anywhere. Annie's Boobs could be on the streets...
Shirley Bennett : Okay, we get it. The monkey's name is Annie's Boobs.
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Britta Perry : Man, you guys really love these stupid chicken fingers, huh?
Annie Edison : Uh, they're not stupid. They're the only good thing in the cafeteria.
Shirley Bennett : I haven't had one in weeks. They run out so fast.
Troy Barnes : If God were edible... not that I'm Catholic, but if it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger.
Annie Edison , Shirley Bennett : Mm-hmm.
Britta Perry : Well, I wouldn't know.
[smugly]
Britta Perry : I'm a vegetarian.
Troy Barnes : Wow.
[sarcastically]
Troy Barnes : Shocker.
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Shirley Bennett : [admiring sexy dreadlocks] So cute. And I don't even normally like dreadlocks.
[to sexy dreadlocks]
Shirley Bennett : Hello.
Abed Nadir : His dreadlocks remind me of The Predator, which is weird, because you're doing the actual hunting and you seem invisible to him.
[Shirley mouths a silent gasp as Annie comforts her]
Britta Perry : Abed, you know what I do?
Abed Nadir : Hmm?
Britta Perry : Before I talk, I ask myself, "What am I about to say?" "And how might it affect each person listening?"
[Britta nods her head and smiles self-satisfied]
Abed Nadir : I'm really glad you said that, Britta. The idea that you compulsively filter yourself makes your lack of flavor kind of a flavor.
[Britta's smiles fades to confusion]