"The Big C" Pilot (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

Gabourey Sidibe: Andrea Jackson

Quotes 

  • Cathy Jamison : You can't be fat and mean, Andrea.

    Andrea Jackson : What?

    Cathy Jamison : You heard me. If you're gonna dish it out, you gotta be able to look it up. Fat people are jolly for a reason. Fat repels people. Jolly attracts them. I know everyone is laughing at you're joke, but no one's inviting you to the prom. So, you can either be fat and jolly or a skinny bitch.

  • Cathy Jamison : I want you think of every one these you smoke as taking six months off of your life.

    Andrea Jackson : You know what, I'd rather be skinny and die young than be fat forever. What can I say? Fat camp didn't work for me.

    Cathy Jamison : Yeah, well, there's gotta be other options.

    Andrea Jackson : The blood sugar diet. The protein diet. The starvation diet. The pretending that I don't care strategy. You know what? You would be mean too.

    Cathy Jamison : You just need more patience.

    Andrea Jackson : [sarcastically]  Oh, I'm healed! Thanks, Mrs. Jamison. I should've come to you sooner.

    Cathy Jamison : I'll pay you a 100 bucks for every pound you lose. Here. Here's a good faith...

    Cathy Jamison : [pulls out money]  $23. We meet in the gym every Friday at 2:00 for weigh-ins. If you smell like a cigarette, the deal is off.

    Andrea Jackson : This skinny bitch will see you on Friday then.

  • Cathy Jamison : You can't be fat and mean, Andrea.

    Andrea Jackson : What?

    Cathy Jamison : You heard me. If you're going to dish it out, you gotta be able to lick it up. Fat people are jolly for a reason. Fat repels people, but joy attracts them. Now, I know everyone's laughing at your cruel jokes, but nobody is inviting you to the prom, so you can either be fat and jolly, or a skinny bitch. It's up to you.

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