True Blood (TV Series)
You Smell Like Dinner (2011)
Sam Trammell: Sam Merlotte
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Quotes
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Sam Merlotte : People don't get to be as beautiful as you are without havin' one hell of a story to tell.
Luna Garza : Okay, that was a good line.
Sam Merlotte : You like it?
Luna Garza : Yeah.
Sam Merlotte : Well, I only used it on two other women before you.
Luna Garza : Really? And how'd it go with them?
Sam Merlotte : I was one for two.
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Sam Merlotte : Ain't you supposed to be in school?
Luna Garza : I'm between classes.
Sam Merlotte : Listen, if I'd had a teacher like you, I might have made it past the ninth grade.
Luna Garza : And had I known this chair was so difficult to seduce you from, I would have waited for you standing.
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Suzanne McKittrick : What's the most fucked up thing I ever shifted into?
Sam Merlotte : Yeah, come on.
Emory Broome : Out with it.
Suzanne McKittrick : All right. I'm gonna have to go with, I was a hen at an egg farm.
Sam Merlotte : What'd you do that for? Some kind of animal rights thing?
Suzanne McKittrick : Yes! To expose their inhumane practices!
Emory Broome : Whole world ain't rich, you know. Not everybody can afford those organic free-range eggs you eat.
Suzanne McKittrick : Oh, well, congratulations, Emory. You're so disenfranchised. "I eat the eggs of the poor people."