House M.D. (TV Series)
Selfish (2010)
Sean Smith: Ernest
Quotes
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Ernest : Now, how would you describe the exact nature of the relationship?
Dr. Gregory House : Have you ever seen Wild Kingdom? Those insects that rip their partners' heads off after copulating.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : It's a sexual relationship.
Dr. Gregory House : Go slowly now. He's writing it down.
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Ernest : We'll also need to watch for any favoritism toward Dr. House.
Dr. Gregory House : Does that mean she has to sleep with everyone?
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I believe that I can still supervise Dr. House effectively, but we both want to follow hospital policy to the letter.
Ernest : Our concern is to make sure that there's no conflict of interest, no liability for the hospital...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You think we're gonna sue if things go south?
Dr. Gregory House : Let me tell you, she actually does go...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : House. Let him talk.
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Ernest : Are there any supervisory issues with Dr. House's current caseload?
Dr. Gregory House : Nope. Current case is solved. Patient has long QT, we're gonna scare her into a cardiac arrest to confirm.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : No, we're not.
Dr. Gregory House : Okay. No, we're not. See? Everything is under control.
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Ernest : I know that you're not going to sue, because you are both going to sign love contracts, consensual relationship agreements.
Dr. Gregory House : Well, obviously outside counsel will have to review the crotchless undies clause.