Jersey Shore (TV Series)

Sleeping with the Enemy (2010)

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Self

Quotes 

• Angelina Pivarnick : How funny is it, the difference between me now and me in Jersey?

  Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : Oh yeah. You were a big bitch.

• Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : Jose has taken Angelina on a number of dates, buying her a Fossil watch. I don't know how much it was. 39.99. 49.99. The man should be smashing.

• Angelina Pivarnick : You really are a fucking troublemaker. Let Vinny sit there and nobody fucking cares about what he started.

  Vinny Guadagnino : It had to do with you. I wanted you to get confronted about talking shit, not her. Everybody talks crap about each other but this one...

  Angelina Pivarnick : And let me ask you a question...

  Vinny Guadagnino : Stop defending yourself!

  Angelina Pivarnick : What fucking pussy are you that you have to go back to a girl and start shit?

  Vinny Guadagnino : You're fucking shady!

  Angelina Pivarnick : I'm not shady!

  Vinny Guadagnino : You're fucking shady!

  Angelina Pivarnick : Yeah. What'd you grow balls all of a sudden? No one wants to hear you.

  Vinny Guadagnino : Shut your fucking truck driver mouth!

  Angelina Pivarnick : Who's the truck driver bringing home skanks like you?

  Vinny Guadagnino : Get the fuck out of here.

  Angelina Pivarnick : You and your dirty grenades...

  Vinny Guadagnino : Get the fuck out of here.

  Angelina Pivarnick : -Trying to ride on Mike and Pauly's bandwagon.

  Vinny Guadagnino : You're the dirtiest one.

  Angelina Pivarnick : I have- Honey, I'm- I know I'm the best right now so I don't care what you have to say about me.

  Vinny Guadagnino : All right, Kim Kardashian...

  Angelina Pivarnick : That's right!

  Vinny Guadagnino : -You're more like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island, you ugly bitch!

  Angelina Pivarnick : Shut the fuck up, you little fucking 22 year old little fucking pussy!

  Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : Oh my God...

• Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : He made out scot-free. Ron made out scot-free.

  Vinny Guadagnino : Oh yeah. Ron's MacGyver, bro.

• Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : Sam knew while they were together, he was still 'dogging her'. The girl was pretty much peed on by Ronnie. I mean, he peed in many different ways and uh, she just took it and smiled. Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Motherfucking Santa Claus is dead!