Sausage Party (2016)

Alistair Abell: Mariachi Salsa, Gefilte Fish

Quotes 

• Mariachi Salsa : No way! Jose!

  Douche : Yes, way! Jose's fucking dead, yo.

• Alex : [seeing all the food is alive]  The food's fucking possessed!

  Sandwich : Oh shit!

  [Alex takes a sandwich and eats it] 

  Toilet Paper : We're all gonna die!

  Tickilish Licorice : Oh God! Oh...

  Male Shopper #2 : IT'S DEVIL FOOD!

  [rips the Tickilish Licorice] 

  Apple : OH MY GOD!

  Mariachi Salsa : [running away]  The sausage - he was right! They're EVIL!

• [as Sammy and Lavash go back to their shelves] 

  Gefilte Fish : Sammy, bubula! Where have you been? Oh, I'm surprised that savage Lavash didn't stone you to death!

  [switch to Lavash's side] 

  Baba Ganoush : You had to travel with a bagel? How much did his dirty hands steal from you?

  Lavash : [solemnly looks at Sammy]  A ton.

  [Sammy sadly watches Lavash]