Scared Shrekless (2010 TV Movie)
Antonio Banderas: Puss in Boots
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Quotes
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Puss in Boots : Back when the lights came back on, it was the donkey taking a shower!
Donkey : Oh, my goodness! Why would I do that?
Puss in Boots : Ha ha! And right behind you, there was danger!
Donkey : Oh, man.
Puss in Boots : You were paralyzed!
Donkey : [screams]
Puss in Boots : It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge.
Waffle : I want revenge!
Puss in Boots : The donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?
Donkey : No!
Puss in Boots : And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere. And about to be eaten alive!
Donkey : No, please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! Aah!
Waffle : [swallows Donkey] Num, num, num!
Puss in Boots : And the donkey was never seen again.
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Donkey : Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even a little bit scared?
Princess Fiona : Donkey, ogres don't get scared. We do the scaring.
Shrek : And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.
Donkey : I beat we can find something that will scare the pants off you!
Wolf : Which would scare me.
Shrek : Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?
Donkey : All of us telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared.
Puss in Boots : Yes! Stories to make your blood run cold!
Donkey : Yeah!
Puss in Boots : Stories to terrify you.
Donkey : Yeah!
Puss in Boots : And whoever shall last through the night shall be called the king of Halloween.
Shrek : I accept.
Donkey : We doubly accept.