Outsourced (TV Series)

Temporary Monsanity (2010)

Rizwan Manji: Rajiv Gidwani

Quotes 

• Todd : Tomorrow is Black Friday. You know what that is?

  Manmeet : Martin Luther King Day?

  Todd : No. Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving. It's America's biggest shopping day of the year and don't think you guys realize how intense it's going to be. I want you to watch this.

  [they gather around Todd's laptop] 

  Todd : This is a couple of years ago. It's 5 AM, people have been standing in this line for hours waiting for this sale.

  [Todd plays a video of Black Friday shoppers surging violently into a store] 

  Todd : See how out of control it can get?

  Gupta : Out of control? I go through worse getting on my train in the morning. But if you think this is horrible, I might be late tomorrow.

  Todd : No, people were seriously hurt. It started a riot.

  Rajiv : As riots go, this is rather tame. I see no teargas, no batons, no one set on fire. I could riot circles around these people.

• [Todd is depressed about how his parents look down on his career] 

  Manmeet : Monsoon season is the worst. It is. You know, last year, I got stuck at work and missed my brother's graduation. My parents were so angry. It seems unfair that they push me to work hard and then blame me when I do, you know?

  Madhuri : Sir, my parents always thought I could do nothing better than work in a factory. But then, I got this job and now I support my entire family. Sometimes, parents are wrong.

  Rajiv : When I was eight years old, I shared a chocolate bar with my dog, Kiki. She ate it greedily and died within seconds. To this day, I cannot help but to think that I may have been at least partly to blame for her demise.

  Asha : What are you doing? We're trying to cheer Todd up?

  Rajiv : Oh, I just thought we were sharing.

  Manmeet : You killed that dog, man!