Rock & Chips (TV Series)

Five Gold Rings (2010)

Emma Cooke: Reenie Turpin

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Quotes 

• [Ernie Rayner has just made a Tannoy announcement at the cinema and doesn't realise that the microphone is still live] 

  Ernie Rayner : Off you go Miss Turpin. Oh, and is that button fastened securely?

  [Ernie touches a button on Reenie's uniform near her breast] 

  Reenie Turpin : [shouts]  Get your hands off me, Ernie Rayner, you dirty old man!

  [shot of cinema audience listening to every word] 

  Ernie Rayner : What's come over you, dear?

  Reenie Turpin : I'll tell you what's come over me. Your *hands* are what's come over me. You're like a sodding octopus!

  Raymond : Mr Rayner was just trying to adjust your uniform.

  Reenie Turpin : If he does it again, I'll simply adjust his knackers.

  Ernie Rayner : Raymond, she is obviously in the throes of the menstrual cycle.

  Reenie Turpin : I'll wrap a *motorcycle* round your head if you don't shut up! Get out of the way and let me sell this chemical crap to the punters.

  [everyone in the audience smirks as Reenie walks into the auditorium with a tray of ice cream]