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Rajiv Ties the Baraat (2011)

Thushari Jayasekera: Pinky

Quotes 

• Charlie Davies : Todd, we've got a problem. I'm having a hard time finding a stripper for the bachelor party. For a country with so much unintentional third-world nudity, you'd think it'd be easy.

  Todd Dempsy : Yeah, I haven't had any luck, either. No one even knows what a bachelor party is.

  Charlie Davies : Tell me about it. There's no place to buy offensive crap around here. If someone opened a Spencer's Gifts, they'd make a killing.

  [takes digital recorder out of his pocket] 

  Charlie Davies : Another million-dollar idea: Spencer's Gifts Mumbai.

  Todd Dempsy : I didn't want to do this, but I'm going to call the office.

  [takes out cell and calls the office] 

  Pinky : Mid-America Novelties, how may I help you?

  Todd Dempsy : Hey, Pinky, it's Todd.

  Pinky : Hello, Todd. How may I assist you with your order?

  Todd Dempsy : It's Todd, your boss.

  Pinky : Oh, very good, Mr. Yorboss. How may I assist you with your order?

  Todd Dempsy : No, Pinky. Todd Dempsy, the guy who runs the call center. *Your* boss.

  Pinky : Oh!

  Todd Dempsy : Look, I need you to do me a favor. I'm at Rajiv's wedding. I need you to go in the back of the supply closet and bring me all the novelties on the top shelf.

  Pinky : But you told us never to go in there. That's the dirty shelf.

  Todd Dempsy : I know and I'm sorry to ask you to do this, but it's for Rajiv.

  Pinky : It is okay. I go in there when everyone's at lunch.

  Todd Dempsy : I don't need to know that.

  Pinky : Todd... I've learned things.

  Todd Dempsy : [uncomfortably]  Goodbye.