My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

A Dog and Pony Show (2011)

Lee Tockar: Spot the Diamond Dog

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Quotes 

• Rarity : I am *not* "whining". I am complaining. Do you want to hear "whining"? *This* is whining! Ooohhhh! This harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you *loosen* it? OH! It hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a *stain*, and the wagon's getting *heavy*! Why do I have to pull it?

  Spot the Diamond Dog : AAH! Make it stop!

  Rover the Diamond Dog : Stop whining!

  Rarity : But I thought you *wanted* whining!

• Rarity : Oh please, diamond dogs. Please let me go.

  Spot the Diamond Dog : No!

  Fido the Diamond Dog : You're our precious little pony.

  Rover the Diamond Dog : For ever! Muhahahaha.

• Rover : Search, Pony!

  Rarity : Well, since you insist... But I must say the working conditions in here are simply dreadful. Musty and damp, it's going to wreak havoc on my mane. And this air is stifling, suffocating. And when I try to take a deep breath, the stench of all you dogs makes me nauseated. You look and smell like if you haven't bathed in weeks. Have you never heard of soap? You could all do with a good round of soap and water. Water, water, I'm terribly thirsty. Could I please have some water?

  Spot the Diamond Dog : [pulls his ears and jumps around]  Good gracious, I can't take this anymore. BE QUIET, PONY!

  Rarity : And that's another thing. I would appreciate if you stopped calling me "pony". I am a *lady* and I wish to be addressed as such. So you may call me "Miss" or "Rarity" or "Miss Rarity".

  Rover : Enough! You're whining! It-it-it hurts!

• Rarity : HE CALLED ME UGLY!

  Rover : No! Mule! I said mule!

  Rarity : An old ugly mule! And it's true! Just look at me. I used to be beautiful, but nooow...

  Fido : No, no! You're still beautiful, po... uh, Miss Rarity.

  Rarity : You're just saying that!

  Spot the Diamond Dog : No, you're still pretty and... and...

  Rover : Oh, and, and nice, yeah.

  Rarity : I don't believe you! You never liked me!

• Spot the Diamond Dog : [to Rarity]  Get me the baubles!

  Fido : Get me the beads!

  Rover : Get me the trinkets!

  Spot the Diamond Dog , Fido , Rover : Where is the treasure?

  [Rarity faints] 

• Fido the Diamond Dog : [Rarity has complained to the point where the Dogs won't make her dig]  Others will dig. You will haul the wagon.

  Spot the Diamond Dog : Prrrecious pony pedi will be preserved.

• Spike : [bursts into the cave-room with the other five ponies]  Lady Rarity, I'm here to save you!

  [Dogs' screams: Please, take us! Make it Stop! Please!, ect] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Excuse me?

  Spot the Diamond Dog : So picky.

  Fido : And critical.

  Spot the Diamond Dog : She won't stop talking.

  Fido : And crying.

  Rover : We, uh, give her back. Yes.

  Spike : Rarity! You're safe!

  Rarity : Why, yes. Hello, girls. You are just in time to assist me.

  Applejack : Assist you with what?

  Rarity : With those.

  [points to six mine carts filled with gems] 

  Spike : You're letting us leave with all these... jewels?

  Rover : Yes. Take them. And her with them.

  Spot the Diamond Dog : Please!