Atop the Fourth Wall (TV Series)

Sonic Live (2010)

Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, 90s Kid, Harvey Finevoice, Ensign Monroe, Ninja-Style Dancer

Quotes 

• Linkara : [all singing]  Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall.

  Nostalgia Critic : Where bad comics burn.

  Nostalgia Chick : Linkara's gonna teach you all.

  Cold Guy : A lesson you won't learn.

  The Spoony One : Brodsky, you're not the smartest.

  C.R. : Liefeld, you're not an artist.

  Iron Liz : Anyone who's had a bad comic published.

  Mike J : It could be your turn.

  90s Kid : Linkara!

  JesuOtaku : He is a man. Punch!

• Phelous : Wears a purdy hat.

  Harvey Finevoice : Linkara.

  Cinema Snob : He has a magic gun!

  Ed Glaser : Where'd he purchase that?

  L. Lovhaug : Linkara.

  Benzaie : Coins, robots, Amazons and trucks.

  Ninja : [holds a sign that says "Linkara"] 

  Todd in the Shadows : This comic sucks.

  Obscurus Lupa : Linkara sits down nonetheless.

  Lanipator : Forces himself through it.

• JewWario : Looking down on us all.

  Dr. Insano : Of course, don't you know anything about science?

  Bennett the Sage : There would be better books on his show.

  Guru Larry : But Quesada sold them to Mephisto.

  MasakoX : And now there's nothing left to do.

  L. Lovhaug : But share the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel with you.

  Ensign Monroe : Linkara!

  Paw : He is a man. Punch!

  KaiserNeko : What's that on his arm?

  [cut to a sign that says "Linkara" sitting beside his bear] 

  Dr. Gonzo : Can't seem to fix the continuity alarm.

• Sad Panda : Linkara.

  Rollo T : Rock'n roll.

  The Cat : Insano.

  Skitch : Fellow in a tux.

  Pollo the Robot : Linkara.

  Linkara : This comic sucks...

  Linkara , Iron Liz : Linkara!

• Linkara : Sonic proceeds to grab the kids and defy physics a little by running down the side of the missile silo. Decidedly nonsensical, but admittingly awesome.

• Sonic : Now that we're in the control room, we're gonna have to make like instant archeologists.

  Jessie : I don't understand, Sonic.

  Linkara : I don't think any of us do, frankly. What the hell?

  Sonic : There's a countdown underway, Jessie.

  Linkara : Which makes them archeologists? Sonic, your jokes are worse than mine.

• Dr. Robotnik : That blasted hedgehog seemingly came from nowhere. But what if he didn't? What if he came... from THERE?

  Linkara : Yes, there. That random, wavy glittery thing that wasn't there a second ago.

  Dr. Robotnik : From somewhere through a transdimensional portal, which I believe that to be.

  Linkara : Um, why do you believe that? And how did you realize that it was a transdimensional portal? Hello? Did anybody look at the script before they started drawing everything?

• Sonic : So what's the deal, schlemiel? Even you couldn't come up with this setup yourself.

  Linkara : Why the hell couldn't he? He seemed to be doing just fine with robots and castles and missiles and mind-control helmets back on Mobius.

• Steve : You did it, Sonic!

  Jessie : Nobody does it better.

  Linkara : Oh, I get it. Jessie is actually a young Carly Simon.

• Linkara : It'd be like if I suddenly had access to the technology of Power Rangers and Star Trek without any kind of explanation of how I did.

  [as he holds up his phaser and one of his morphers; realizing what he's holding] 

  Linkara : OK, moving on.

• Linkara : [imitating Robotnik]  I'll make them play Sonic 2006, I'm that twisted!

• Linkara : It's so real, that you'll think you're part of the adventure! It's so real, that you'll be wetting yourself in fear!

• Linkara : [monotone]  All are one in Darkseid.

• Linkara : Hello and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall's hundredth episode! What's that? You don't care about that, you wanna know what's up with the wall?

• Iron Liz : [going through a box of toys]  Why do you have so many Power Ranger toys?

  Linkara : I can quit whenever I want!