Atop the Fourth Wall (TV Series)

Amazons Attack #5 and #6 (2009)

Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara

Quotes 

• Linkara : [talking on a phone]  Hello, "Doom's IV"? I'm sorry, I want you back.

• Linkara : [waving a bunny statue around]  Hey! Look at the pretty bunny! Look at the pretty bunny!

• Linkara : Why do I get the feeling that Circe's stratagem isn't exactly going to be taught alongside Sun Tzu's "Art of War"?

• Wonder Woman : [to her mother, Queen Hippolyta]  If this war really is your will and desire, then go ahead. Finish the job. Kill me.

  Linkara : WOULD SOMEBODY JUST KILL SOMEBODY! OR BETTER YET, EVERYBODY, JUST KILL YOURSELVES!

• Queen Hippolyta : WHERE IS SHE?

  Linkara : [as Hippolyta]  Where is Gail Simone? I need someone who actually knows how to write my character!

• Wonder Woman : [confronting Circee]  Was your "death" just another part of your plan?

  Linkara : What plan? She *planned* for Air Force One to be brought down? She *planned* to get knocked unconscious by Batman? She *planned* for the Bana to purportedly to be the real enemy, only they're not, thus making their entire sub-plot utterly, totally, completely WORTHLESS?

• Linkara : Meanwhile, Karna, the leader of the Bana, races towards the bubble.

  Grace Choi : The Bana, the Bana, the Bana.

  Linkara : Or in this case, the banal.

  Grace Choi : All I hear about is a series of vague threats. Honestly, it's getting a little boring.

  Linkara : Seriously, folks, I think Grace realizes she's in this garbage heap of a comic and isn't standing for it.

• Karna : [to Grace]  It's time you learned the true story of the Bana.

  Grace Choi : The "true story"? Oooooh, sounds scandalous!

  Linkara : Grace has now become my favorite character in the world, if only because she's not taking this idiocy seriously.