Wingin' It (TV Series)

Without a Paddle (2011)

Patrick McKenna: Mr. Telson

Quotes 

• Mr. Telson : Next event will be the angle shot!

  Carl Montclaire : Don't you mean basketball?

  [Mr. Telson walks off screen for a couple of seconds, then comes in again] 

  Mr. Telson : I mean the ANGLE SHOT!

• Carl Montclaire : [standing several feet away]  Mr. Telson teaches here, how is he impartial?

  Mr. Telson : Hey, stow it, Montclaire! I'm impartial because I happen to hate everybody EQUALLY!

  Carl Montclaire : How did you hear that?

  Mr. Telson : Because my anger pumps adrenalin to my system, which heightens my senses, and right now, I have the hearing of a fruit rat!

  Carl Montclaire : [muttering]  Man, and the subtlety of a baseball bat.

  Mr. Telson : I heard that too.