Suburban Knights (2011 Video)
Kinley Mochrie: Luke Mochrie, Harry Potter
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Quotes
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Film Brain : I know your game, Luke Canuck. You are a speck. And I don't even notice you because that's how insignificant you are!
Luke Mochrie : Well, if I'm so insignificant, why are you bringing this up?
Film Brain : You're a pea.
Luke Mochrie : Did you just call me a pea?
Film Brain : [Holding two fingers close together] This is you. And you're screaming to all the other peas, "Oh, save me! Oh, save me! He's going to eat me!" But I've already eaten the other peas. Om nom nom nom! Hahahahahaha!
Luke Mochrie : Wow. That's a lot of peas.
Film Brain : Yeah.
Luke Mochrie : And... I'm just full of them
Film Brain : Right.
Luke Mochrie : I am totally full of pea-ness.
Film Brain : You got it.
Luke Mochrie : So... What are you gonna do?
Film Brain : I will eat your pea-ness!
[the rest of the group looks back at Film Brain in disgust]
Film Brain : Oh, n-no no no no! I didn't mean that! I didn't mean that! It's just...
Angry Joe : Yeah, whatever! You go to the back!
Film Brain : I'm... already at the back
Angry Joe : Go back further!
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Luke Mochrie : Yeah, well I'm Canadian!
Film Brain : That's as British as being Turkish, you tit!
Luke Mochrie : What are you talking aboot?
Film Brain : It's 'about', you twat!
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Cloak #1 : We have been named... The Cloaks.
Luke Mochrie : Why do they call you that?
Todd in the Shadows : Well, obviously because they like wearing go-go boots. What do you think?
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Luke Mochrie : [on the phone with his mother] No, this is a real quest!... No, I won't bring home another dead animal.
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Luke Mochrie : You are an internet reviewer... an internet reviewer...
Film Brain : I am a brilliant internet reviewer...
Luke Mochrie : You are an internet reviewer.
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JewWario : Here, grab my ball.
Luke Mochrie : Okay, I'm going to turn around, and that better be what I think it is.
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Luke Mochrie : No biggie. You'd do the same for me!
Film Brain : [awkward pause] ... Well, now I would!