Modern Family (TV Series)

Punkin Chunkin (2011)

Ariel Winter: Alex Dunphy

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• Haley Dunphy : Take a breather; it's just a dent. And saying nothing is not lying, okay? It's just letting the truth speak for itself.

  Alex Dunphy : This is not the time for moral equivocation.

  Haley Dunphy : Okay, I don't know what that means, and also, don't tell me.

  Alex Dunphy : You're the one who's going to lose her driving privileges. I don't know why you're so calm.

  Haley Dunphy : All we have to do is keep it from Mom until she goes to the store. Then, when she sees it, she'll assume that it happened there, which it did. So it's not really lying.

  Alex Dunphy : Listen to you! Are you gonna be a career criminal?

  Haley Dunphy : [scoffs]  Oh, you sound like Mom. I don't know what I'm gonna do after high school!

• Alex Dunphy : Mom, I need to tell you something.

  Claire Dunphy : What is it, honey?

  Alex Dunphy : I distracted Haley while she was driving and we dented your car.

  Cameron Tucker : Fire!

  [Cameron's pumpkin sails across the football field and hits the dent in Claire's car] 

  Claire Dunphy : Ohh! Well, girls, three more seconds and you would have gotten away with it.