2 Broke Girls (TV Series)
And the Secret Ingredient (2012)
Kat Dennings: Max Black
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Quotes
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Caroline Channing : [to a customer] Hi. Sorry. We're out of Muenster.
Cheese Guy : Seriously, dude? I wanted Muenster.
Caroline Channing : Sorry. We have swiss, cheddar, and American.
Cheese Guy : Uh, I hate cheddar and swiss blows.
Caroline Channing : Well, then American?
Cheese Guy : American cheese? What am I, in grade school?
Max Black : [Butting in] Yeah. Go to the principal's office. I can't have another idiot up my ass right now. It's at capacity.
Caroline Channing : Max, I got this.
[to customer, cheerfully]
Caroline Channing : Would you like to look at the menu again?
Cheese Guy : This is crap, okay. I wanted Muenster.
Caroline Channing : [Mostly sarcastically] Well I wanted to be running a Fortune 500 company instead of waiting on a toxic man-child like yourself, but, we can't always get what we want, so order something else, put it in your pie-hole, and get on with your damn life!
[Walks away from him and up to Max]
Max Black : Welcome to "waitress". We've been expecting you.
[She walks away like a giddy school girl]
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Max Black : [after Caroline put an order in for a hamburger with muenster cheese] We're all out of muenster.
Caroline Channing : Oh? Since when?
Max Black : Well, the diner opened in '82, so '82.
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Max Black : [chastising Han for tripling the price on the tampon vending machine] You thought Occupy Wall Street was something, wait till you see Occupy Tampon!
Caroline Channing : We only protest once a month, but it's an intense five to seven days.
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Max Black : [to Han] Well, well, look who's here - if it isn't Everything Wrong With Today's Economy in a boy's v-neck sweater!
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Max Black : [to Caroline] The fact that you're more worried about your coupons than your hair shows how far you've fallen.
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Max Black : This is the part of the Lifetime movie where I get up to pee.
