Jim Norton: Self

Quotes 

• Jim Norton : Ah, one bad moustache after another. I love these old flicks.

  Dave Attell : Well, that was the best part about it, and sideburns ruled the day.

  Jim Norton : Yes.

  Dave Attell : 'Cause sideburns are the balls of the face, and as you can see, this guy has some heavy duty balls.

• Jim Norton : Seka deserves a lot better than what Paul Thomas is giving her right there.

  Dave Attell : I though he would have really swung right into something fancy like an Angry Manatee or a, you know, a Limping Penguin.

• Dave Attell : Have you ever been laid by a midget?

  Jim Norton : No, I've never even spoken to one. I'm afraid it's catchy.

• Dave Attell : [watching a scene from Prisoner of Paradise]  This guy's talking to a picture of Hitler. It's hard to keep a hard on, but you know...

  Jim Norton : It's hard not to get one!