The Season 3 premiere sees a transformation in Pete since his adventure in New Zealand, a heartbroken Mike pining over his breakup with Liz, and Ashley becoming increasingly worried about the Lumber Baron's obsession with "The Box."
The Lumber Baron takes drastic action when Mike hires the "blackmailing" Aunt Betsy as a yard hand, while Francis' ghost also targets her. Pete is given a new task.
Mr. Fixer decides what the do about Aunt Betsy, but is interrupted by some site seers. Ashley and Mike begin to warm up to the new yard hand and the Lumber Baron confronts Pete about neglecting "The Box"
It's a momentous day for the Purple Church as the High Priestess finally arrives. Meanwhile Ashley become concerned about the Lumber Baron working with Connie to uncover the mysteries of "The Box" and goes to an unlikely source for help.
When aliens show up in the local newspaper, the Lumber Baron panics and calls in some "specialists". Mike deals deals with the consequences of his moonshine binge.
Mike resorts to unorthodox methods when threatened by Mickey Bob, the Rowdy Brothers step up and take the interim yardman position and George returns with big news.
In this special "found footage" episode, a "ghost hunting" reality show does a segment on the lumberyard, which is haunted by Francis' ghost. But as they investigate, they find things are not as they seem.
Episode 313: "Character Study" "Famous" actor Rufus Wilbert goes to the Lumber Baron for help on his newest character; Pete takes on the interim Store Manager position with disastrous results.
Fed up with the shenanigans, the Lumber Baron confronts the Purple Church. Meanwhile Butch dramatically takes matters into his on own hands and goes after Mike by himself.
After a devastating defeat from the Purple Church, the remaining members of the lumber crew reassemble. Meanwhile Ashley gets aid from an unlikely source.
The Lumber Baron and crew get more than they bargained for when they ask the Pumpkin Man for help. William manages damage control at the new Purple Church headquarters.
It's Part 1 of the two-part season finale. The Lumber Team come after the Purple Church in full force. Meanwhile, Candy puts the finishing touches on the Purple Juice Day ceremony.
On Valentine's Day, The Lumber Baron plans a surprise for Ashley, Aunt Betsy and Bertha Sue troll the Lumberyard for dates, The Pumpkin Man schemes to start a new Blood Wolf Curse and a cupid shows up to turn everything upside down.