The Internship (2013)

Jarion Monroe: Not Professor X

Quotes 

• [Billy and Nick see a man in a wheelchair. They think he is professor Charles Xavier and approach him] 

  Billy McMahon : Professor Charles Xavier?

  Not Professor X : [sarcastically]  Very funny.

  Nick Campbell : British! Listen, Professor Xavier, sorry about that, if we can just talk to you for...

  Not Professor X : [impatiently]  Gentlemen, I don't have time.

  Billy McMahon : Hey, Professor Xavier, we know that it's you. And listen, we really need your help.

  Not Professor X : [sarcastically]  All right, you found me out. I am Charles Xavier.

  ["Professor Xavier" points at two students] 

  Not Professor X : And that's Cyclops, and Rogue. We're all here.

  [Billy and Nick are excited] 

  Not Professor X : Now, come closer. I want to share some of my telekinetic wisdom with you.

  Billy McMahon : I want you to share this, because I want to know about these bugs...

  [as Billy bends forward, "Professor Xavier" punches him in the face, then punches Nick in the groin, and rolls the wheelchair away. Nick and Billy double over painfully] 

  Not Professor X : [while moving away]  Assholes!

  Nick Campbell : [holds his groin]  You maniacal monster!

  Billy McMahon : [covers his nose]  Professor Xavier is a total dick!