The Internship (2013)
Linda 'Lil' Johnston: Lorraine
Quotes
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[Billy and Nick are at their employer's office after the company goes out of business]
Billy McMahon : [angry] What the fuck, Sammy!
Nick and Billy's Boss : What the fuck me? What the fuck you! Who told you could barge into my office without an appointment?
Nick Campbell : You closed the company? And then you sent us out on a sale that we really needed and have Bob Williams drop that bomb on us?
Nick and Billy's Boss : Bob Williams' got a big fuckin' mouth.
Nick Campbell : Yeah, he does.
Nick and Billy's Boss : Look, you weren't gonna get the sale anyway. Nobody wears a watch anymore. They just check their goddamn phones.
Nick Campbell : Disagree. Cite your sources.
Billy McMahon : The kids, maybe, but there's... there's a broader market.
Nick and Billy's Boss : Lorraine, what time is it?
Lorraine : [checks the time on her cellphone] 10:26.
Billy McMahon : One hip, pioneering secretary does not a cultural trend make.
Nick and Billy's Boss : She 75 years old. Watches are obsolete and so are the two of you.
Nick Campbell : Obsolete? What does that even mean?
Nick and Billy's Boss : It means everything's computerized now! It's cheaper for a machine to tell these companies what to order than an manufacturer's rep. They don't need us anymore.
Nick Campbell : No, people have a deep, mistrust of machines. Have you seen Terminator?
Billy McMahon : Yep.
Nick Campbell : Or "2"?
Billy McMahon : Mmm-hmm
Nick Campbell : Or "3" or "4"?
Billy McMahon : All of them.
Nick Campbell : People wanna deal with people, not terminators.
Nick and Billy's Boss : People hate people. Times have changed.
Nick Campbell : That's so negative.
