Modern Family (TV Series)

Planes, Trains and Cars (2012)

Kevin Hart: Andre

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• Andre : She wore you down, didn't she?

  Phil Dunphy : This is not about Claire. I really want to sell you the car.

  Andre : It's sad. She got you to believe that.

  Phil Dunphy : No, I... turns out I'm just not a convertible guy.

  Andre : Well, your loss is my gain. It's a sweet ride, Phil.

  Phil Dunphy : Right?

  Andre : It really is. Wow.

  [Sniffs] 

  Andre : Ugh. Uh-oh.

  Phil Dunphy : What?

  Andre : I'm getting, like, a whiff of mildew.

  Phil Dunphy : [Sniffs]  I don't smell anything.

  Andre : [Sniffs deeply]  Yep, that's mildew.

  Phil Dunphy : Huh?

  Andre : This car's been in the flood. It's a Katrina car! I'm offended that you tried to sell me a Katrina car, Phil!

  Phil Dunphy : Your wife won't let you have a convertible, will she?

  Andre : We will never know, 'cause I'm afraid to ask.