True Blood (TV Series)

In the Beginning (2012)

Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse

Quotes 

• Jason Stackhouse : You're supposed to be helping her, not zapping her again.

  Claude Crane : We *are* helping her. We're testing her luminescence.

  Jason Stackhouse : All right, listen. I ain't been to med school, or fairy school or nothing. So if you can put it in terms a "laid man" can understand, I'd appreciate it.

• Jason Stackhouse : You know, you say you're not all the same, but really, what's the difference? I mean, you just drank from some dude you don't even know.

  Jessica Hamby : Yeah, and I suppose you know every cow you've eaten.

  Jason Stackhouse : What the fuck kind of question is that? I ain't never fucked a cow!

  Jessica Hamby : Oh, it's a metaphor, idiot!