"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Charlie's Mom Has Cancer (TV Episode 2012) Poster

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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  • Charlie Kelly : [to the priest]  What the shit man?

    Charlie's Mom : [whispers]  Charlie!

    Charlie Kelly : My mother is dying of cancer and you need money to fix a statue?

    [Priest places hand on Charlie's mother to comfort her] 

    Charlie Kelly : No, no, no, no. Don't give me this act.

    Mac : Charlie, calm down.

    Charlie Kelly : No, no. Why don't you give us some money? How much is that ring worth? That looks like an expensive ring. Can we have the ring?

    Mac : Okay. All right. I'm sorry, Father.

    Charlie Kelly : This is bullshit!

    Mac : I will pray for his sins. I'm sorry.

    Dennis Reynolds : Hey Charlie, Charlie.

    Mac : [to Charlie]  What are you doing.

    Dennis Reynolds : It's okay. I got this. I got this.

    Charlie Kelly : What am I doing? What is HE doing?

    Dennis Reynolds : Listen. Don't get all riled up about this scam or that scam, you know. It's all a big scam, okay?

    Charlie Kelly : Yeah.

    Dennis Reynolds : But I will say this - the church's scam? It's a pretty good one. It's effective. Look at all the money these people are giving to the church. So I say we use that model to raise money for your mom at Paddy's. Guys. Let's throw a beef and beer.

  • Dennis Reynolds : [Mac, Charlie, and Dennis standing outside of the church]  Well, I'll tell you, guys. I didn't feel much in there, but I always enjoy the little wafers.

    Mac : Of course you do. Because you're consuming the actual body of Christ.

    Dennis Reynolds : Uh-huh. Well, he was delicious.

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