It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Charlie's Mom Has Cancer (2012)
Rob McElhenney: Mac
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Quotes
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Charlie Kelly : [to the priest] What the shit man?
Charlie's Mom : [whispers] Charlie!
Charlie Kelly : My mother is dying of cancer and you need money to fix a statue?
[Priest places hand on Charlie's mother to comfort her]
Charlie Kelly : No, no, no, no. Don't give me this act.
Mac : Charlie, calm down.
Charlie Kelly : No, no. Why don't you give us some money? How much is that ring worth? That looks like an expensive ring. Can we have the ring?
Mac : Okay. All right. I'm sorry, Father.
Charlie Kelly : This is bullshit!
Mac : I will pray for his sins. I'm sorry.
Dennis Reynolds : Hey Charlie, Charlie.
Mac : [to Charlie] What are you doing.
Dennis Reynolds : It's okay. I got this. I got this.
Charlie Kelly : What am I doing? What is HE doing?
Dennis Reynolds : Listen. Don't get all riled up about this scam or that scam, you know. It's all a big scam, okay?
Charlie Kelly : Yeah.
Dennis Reynolds : But I will say this - the church's scam? It's a pretty good one. It's effective. Look at all the money these people are giving to the church. So I say we use that model to raise money for your mom at Paddy's. Guys. Let's throw a beef and beer.
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Dennis Reynolds : [Mac, Charlie, and Dennis standing outside of the church] Well, I'll tell you, guys. I didn't feel much in there, but I always enjoy the little wafers.
Mac : Of course you do. Because you're consuming the actual body of Christ.
Dennis Reynolds : Uh-huh. Well, he was delicious.