Swearnet (2014)
Joey Iachetta: Jail Cop
Quotes
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Robb Wells : [the boys are in jail] Well, that just pretty much guaranteed I'll be working at fifties for the rest of my life. Thanks, you fuckin' lunatic!
John Paul Tremblay : You can't be burnin' bridges like that, man.
Mike Smith : Aw, fuck off. I can't fuckin' deal with networks doin' that, boys. We don't fuckin' need them! We can do shit on the internet.
John Paul Tremblay : Yeah, that sounds like a great career, Smith. 40-Year-Old out of work fuckin' actor, Selling bullshit fuckin' real estate, Posting videos on shittube. Nice!
Mike Smith : I'm not talkin' about fuckin' lametube. I mean, our own fuckin' network.
John Paul Tremblay : Yeah, people'll are gonna fuckin' pay you To watch you swear and Jack your miniature cock off.
Mike Smith : Yeah, they would, All over your mother's big sloppy horrible tits.
Robb Wells : [laughs]
Mike Smith : Think about this though, boys. We've got fuckin' direct access To over a million people on our fan sites. We get 10,000 of them even to pay five bucks a month, That's fifty fuckin' grand a month!
John Paul Tremblay : Jesus Christ, man, what if a 100,000 did? That'd six million bucks a year.
Robb Wells : Imagine the shit we could shoot with that kinda money. Fuck my tits, boys!
Mike Smith : I would fuck your tits for that much money.
John Paul Tremblay : So would I.
Robb Wells : God, can you imagine? I'd just be prancin' around gigglin', ticklin' you guys.
Mike Smith : This could be fuckin' huge, boys. Our own fuckin' network doin' whatever the fuck we want. Swearnet.
Robb Wells : Swearnet. I fuckin' like that. It made my balls tingle.
Prisoner Next Door : Shut the fuck up, I'm tryin' to cum!
Mike Smith : Fuck off. Let's take our fuckin' balls And cradle then on the tips of our cocks And get this fuckin' thing lit right now. Let's do this.
Jail Cop : [approaches the cell door] Smith, Wells, Tremblay, your ride's here, And she is some pissed.
Robb Wells : Oh, Jesus fuckin' Christ!
