How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Who Wants to Be a Godparent (2012)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Barney Stinson : If Ted raises him the poor kids still gonna be a virgin when he's 13. I'm the obvious choice.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Hey look, as the only one here packin a vag I got a natural instinct for nurturing and crap like that plus I could teach him how to bow hunt!

• Ted Mosby : If called upon, I'd be honored to raise Marvin.

  Robin Scherbatsky : If you want him to be raised by his underwear on a flagpole, Teds your guy. If you want him pulling the cord on some other nerds panties, I'm your guy.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [What she would tell Marvin if Marshall and Lily died]  Alright, kid. Here's the deal with the deal: Your Mom and Dad are done, ski bellyflopped off a subway platform. Mom; busted open like a Piñata. What was left of your Dad hung around for a few days. Anyway, plugs pulled, organs donated, long story short, I'm your new mummy now.

• Robin Scherbatsky : You know where you're headed, chief? The British Columbia Military School for Boys. Of course, you're actually a boy, so at least you won't have to shave all your hair off and burn your girly clothing in an old oil drum while your father stands there and laughs at you through the flames.

  Marshall Eriksen : I think Robin wins this round... Because we love her and she's in a safe space. Right guys?