"Two and a Half Men" Something My Gynecologist Said (TV Episode 2012) - Jon Cryer as Alan Harper, Sid Olsen

Alan Harper : [Lyndsey is obviously troubled about something] Where is this coming from all of a sudden?

Lyndsey Mackelroy : Oh, something my gynecologist said.

Alan Harper : Are you all right?

Lyndsey Mackelroy : I'm fine. He said, 'Everything looks great down here. Would you like to have dinner sometime?'

Alan Harper : Wow. Wow. That is wildly inappropriate. I mean, as a Doctor myself...

Lyndsey Mackelroy : A chiropractor.

Alan Harper : [defensive] Nonetheless, I am a healer. There's a code. I mean, you don't ask someone out when they're buck-naked with their feet in the stirrups. Unless you're drunk at a rodeo... And just for the record, he gets paid to go down there. I do it for the love of the game.
Alan Harper : I want to ask your opinion about something. Lyndsey has been pushing me to make a committment because some other guy asked her out.

Walden Schmidt : Who asked her out?

Alan Harper : Her gynecologist.

Walden Schmidt : [with a devilish grin] Well, at least he knows what he's gettin' into.

Alan Harper : Cute. But I mean, I don't want to lose Lyndsey, but I'm just not ready to make a committment.

Walden Schmidt : My advice is you better do something soon, or you're out and the Doctor's in. And when I say the Doctor's in, I mean...

Alan Harper : No, I got it, I got it.
Sid : When you get to be my age, always bring a big, plastic cup into the john.

Alan Harper : Why?

Sid : You gotta lower the water level, or your nuts get wet.

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper, Sid Olsen